How cool are you quiz??

ok so I do way to many cosmo quizes at work...and have now turned it into my own making of Adam's coolness quiz (to be taken as a joke!)
How Cool Are You...time to find out

1) Do you have a beard?
a. yes it's full and rugged b. no sadly the closest thing I have to a beard is the one time I sneezed onto the cat and the hair stuck c. does a long mutant chin hair count??

2) When your all alone you...
a. dust off the ole anne murray cd's and make yourself an apple cider b. strip down to nothing but your birthday suit, throw on sisqo's the thong song and dance like nobody's mother c. fire up a good online chat and drink by yourself

3) My best friend and I often get into trouble ____ (type activities).
a. saving the princess from her castle afer drinking way to much non cafinated cola b. lets just say it involves throwing, running, drinking, puking and handcuffs. nuff said. c. I don't rember but we woke in our underwear and couldn't find the video camera

4) A friday night for me often consists of?
a. Partying like its 1999 b. curling up with a hot cup of coffee and the newest harlequin romance and usually a good flick c. find the vain, inject...repeat

5) The craziest thing I have ever done in bed was...
a. threw my old catwoman/ superman costume on and tried the latest cosmo move b. ice cubes, a feather, tie downs and a blindfold c. this one time I acctually ate crackers and didn't even clean right afterwards

6) My jokes and witty remarks often recieve a response of...
a. Oh sorry I didn't realize you were still talking b. holy wow thats the funniest thing I have ever heard c. a subtle snicker or 2 but mainly approving groans

7) If you were to relate yourself to any animal which would you be?
a. Lion - I am proud of my looks and will let you know who's king b. Ostrich - at the first sign of trouble the head is either burried in the sand or your seen running as fast as you can in the other direction c. Tiger - will lead if needed but not oppopsed to follow. Like the attention but could careless if its all on you or not

8) When in a bad mood you...
a. run a hot bath and light some scented candles to let the world just melt away b. rip into the first person to say anything to you, and if noone's around you bitch at the tv c. put some music in the ole discman, jump on the treadmill and sweat it out

1) A2 B0 C1
2) A .5 B2 C .5
3) A0 B2 C1
4) A2 B1 C0
5) A2 B1 C0
6) A0 B2 C1
7) A2 B0 C1
8) A0 B1 C2

Couch potato video vixen(5.5 or lower): time to get your ass off the couch, turn off the video games and chat rooms and live a little. You haven't met a new person in months unless you count the new employee at VHQ

Happenin hottie (6-11): You know how to have a good time and are generally liked by all whether it be for your jokes or the way you deal with life's imperfections. You strive for mediocracy and exceed your expectations...kudos

Your all that and a bag of potato chips (12 or higher): Your straight outta the freezer and yet hot to the touch. People yearn to be you and have the same self confidence you exert. In thier eyes everything you do is the way things should be done whether it be a fashion statement to the vocab you use. Becareful to use your powers wisely or your head might explode