Christmas fun when your bored

1) Make a ginger bread house
2) send someone an email...one word at a time!! like make it a three sentence email, that consists of like 35 emails!
3) go christmas carroling...but after singing the first line to a song break into random 80's songs (ex. rick springfield - jessie's girl or whitesnake - here I go again..."here come santa claus, here comes santa claus right down caluse lane. here come jessies girl da da da da da da I wish that I had jessie's girl ooooo why can't I find a woman like that like jessie's girl)
4) bake like you've never baked before!!..and by that I mean good haha burn...burn just like you do to cookies...haha double burn woot!!...its awesome cause its so general of a burn it can be used on anyone...even you...yeah thst right YOU!!
5) write random people christmas cards, just go into the phone book and pick 10 people and thier addresses and send them a card. you just might make someones day and you can also mess with thier heads! like "dear Mr. doe. happy holidays and thanks for helping me every step of the way to get to the talk. love, your little puddleduck"
6) go to the mall with an umbrella open it and just walk around saying "tut tut looks like rain, tut tut looks like rain"
7) put on your best clothes and go to open houses and talk like a snooty business person looking to aquire land for her peasent folk...Keep saying "hmmpf I exclaim that this place bores me, gather my stead young vassal and we shall proceed to the next destination. ho!"
8) set up a little makeshift hot choclate stand out front of your house (like kids do with the lemonade stand)
9) spice up your offer with an offer of a shot of bailey's
10) put up a bunch of random decorations that have nothing to do with christmas, such as halloween, st. patrick's day, valentines day etc.
11) dress up like santa claus and take a chair to the mall and just sit there and see how many kids come and tell you what they want
12) answer the phone with a different x-mas song lyric everytime (ex. "I'm dreaming of a white christmas", "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" or "jesus loves you yes he does")
13) go to mc donalds order one single cheeseburger, take out a birthday candle and stick it in the middle and light it. then start singing happy birthday to yourself (or jesus haha)...do it in a sad crying type voice. do it every day at the same time at the same mc donalds
14) dress up like jesus and start walking around saying "hey everyone its ok I didn't die, but man you should have seen your faces!" or "you know thanks for all the hype and what not but fuck me my birthday is febuary12 you idiots"...or things of this nature unless you are extremely religous because then you might not agree with this whole suggestion!

that's probably enough for now...if you are still bored think of your own damn it!! jj