New Fangled Diet

Diet of the century for y'all

mix 9 shots of yagermister, with 4 shots of tequila, a mickey of whiskey and about a litre of cola and one pilsner. Add dancing at 4 different clubs. also add 1 graceful fall off the speaker onto the beer tub (resulting in a goose egg on the back of the head).

this mix will cause you to not eat anything but 1 bowl of soup for the next 2 days. Thus the pounds you put on in booze you will take off in not eating and dancing your buns off!

so take my advice on this new fangled diet...I have already lost 3 pounds...means its gotta work right!!