The Answers

Ready for family good times everyone?
well if your family times are anything like mine here are your answers to the only questions you will hear!
1) hows school/ job going?
- Well acctually i stopped trying and decided I was going to quit and try to make it as a tatoo artist
- Well I have been studying alot about communism and I have decided to give up everything and become a commie
- Good, hopefully it continues to roll
2) So where is or why don't you have a significant other?
- Oh right forgot to pick them up, I will be right back (this gives you a little while to hide in the bedroom and play solitare)
- Acctually I am a homosexual, and just haven't found just the right guy/ girl yet
- not here or I don't have one at the moment but I am happy and thats what counts
3) What's the life plan?
- I have decided I have no real desire for anything and have decided to give up on life
- I am selling drugs and making a pretty good living at it. I think I have really found my place in the world, I was born to push drugs onto elementary school children
- No real plan, just trying to live each day at a time

hope these help because I am sure you are going to be asked each one of these atleast 10 to 15 times per christmas celebration!