The Sexes

All of you-"What are you gonna write about in today's blog Adam?"
Adam- "Whatever I feel like, gosh!!"
There are some key differences in the sexes and another blog has inspired me to write about the ones I have noticed and as always I will offer up my wonderfully inciteful advice!
Girls, Women, Ladies, Bitches, Ho's, Female's, Sista's, Shorty's, The Better looking Gender, Whatever the Name (these are generalizations, I realize all girls are not like this...but then again why can't I ever find one?)

Gossip: you start it, spread it and believe it when it comes round to yourself. Stop that, you are aiding and abedding all that is wrong. Everytime you hear a piece of gossip give the person whom told you an ear full and maybe they will stop spreading the shit.

Make-up: Seriously you don't need it on days that aren't special occassions. The guys that don't apprecite a girl with her hair up in her pj's and no make up probably wear make up themselves. I would take a good ole punk girl any day over the made up princess. You are beautiful the way you are!!

(and my personal favorite) The Lead On: If you don't like a guy, don't lead him on to believe you do. If you like a guy, but don't want anything in a relationship/ sexual way, friggin let him know. There is nothing worse than a girl giving a guy just enough to think she is interested so he will worship the ground she walks on. Have some class

Guys, Bro's, Pimp's, Males, Men, Brotha's from different Mothers

gossip ain't our style, make shouldn't be and wake up and relaize when your being lead on. Also don't be so damn cocky we are no longer the superior gender. Infact we have never been, women have always controled things...its only now that they are center stage when they used to just run the show from behind the curtian....and this should suit you just fine! Now there's no pressure on you to control anything but the remote. So open up a beer losen that belt and let those women do thier thing!

p.s. y'all have to check this out it's friggin sweet
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=106148

p.p.s. upon further inspection of this blog it sucks but shit happens eh!!