Signs

There are so many things in this world that need signs and I am not talking about bigger signs of the freeway saying "slow traffic please keep to the right"...Though those would be greatly appreciated. I am talking about stupid people, mean people and crushes. If all stupid people had to wear green wristbands then we could know to avoid them when we are in a ready to snap mood and know to talk to them when we are in a I want to feel smart mood. Mean people should have to have some sort of defining mark...like a hanus scar over thier eye, if its over the left eye it means that they are just pissed off at the world and everything is against them so they are just going to be the one's to bite first and if its over the right eye then it means they are just plain ole grumpy and when they think they are being nice they are acctually being quite the asshole. and then there is a sign that is definately needed to know whether or not one has a crush (the kind of crush defined on october 26th in the blog titled "crushed"). There are many solutions and signs that could be used. Suggestion number one: If one has a crush on another a simple touch of the hand will give the sign of wheather or not there is a mutual crush...when the hands touch a mutual crush results in a plus symbol showing up on the index finger and when its a one way street a minus sign will show. Suggestion number 2: Name tags that change to suit the feelings being had at the exact moment ex. hi my name is jaimie and i am feeling: incredibly horny (and then when she turns to someone else it reads) hi my name is jaimie and i am feeling: incerdibly horny..sorry bad example apparently jaimie is just a slut, but you catch my drift. and finally suggestion number 3: mood rings with only 2 settings....red means crush and black with a skull and crossbones means no crush...beacuse i mean atlast if there's no crush felt you should be stylish right!!

anyway I have wasted enough of y'all's time!!