Movin' on up

"Movin' on up
Moovin' on up to the eastside
In a deluxe apartment in the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In the new house, still have mega unpacking to commence.
Nailed my comp sci midterm last night.
Was going to celebrate the triumph by going out and partying down until I found out my car was a grand to fix thus making me even more poor and then my phone died and we only have one of them out right now because the rest are packed away in damned boxes...thus no party for me...but I did watch spoongebob squarepants the movie! man is that movie ever hillarious...naked parachuting with a flag between the cheeks is pricless, cartoon or not!!!
enough about my life...

I had an epihany during my bad day the other day. I was asking where the sunshine was when really all I wanted was the rain. I wanted to throw on my rubber boots, put on my discman and go for a walk and get utterly soaked by the rain and jump in every single puddle I could find. The rain brings me joy, it washes everything clean and gives fresh starts to every bloody thing it touches...I was looking for the sunshine to brighten my life when I should have been wishing for the rain to come and wash all that shit away. Well the rain didn't come but I have found my clean slate and begin fresh. As my motto goes "Life's a bitch then you die. Might as well have some fun while your here!" and to be a motto you gotta refer to it every now and then...and that time is now!!

funniest thing I heard all day
Vanessa: "...Yeah that and I made salad!"
Me: "this looks like a pretty bare salad, nothing but lettuce"
Vanessa: "well all the good stuff has just fallen to the bottom, all you've got to do is toss it a little!"
Me: "so what your saying is I should toss my own salad??"
Vanessa: "well yeah, or if your gonna be a baby I can toss your salad for you! (commence salad tossing) geesh now was that so hard"
ok so maybe you had to be there, imagine 3 people laughing their asses off as Vanessa talks about salad tossing with no clue that there is an alternate meaning!!

Another funny thing happened to me today, I got added to somebodies list on msn and I was all like "hey I am bored and everyone I know is either studying or partying it up at this party I should be at, might as well talk to this new person" so anyway this new person's all like 'hey there' and I am all like 'but my lips hurt real bad' and then they are like 'glad to finally meet someone new, are you hot. I am hot and so damned horny' and this is when I clued in that I had been added by one of those sex things...anyway long story short...well acctually thats the whole story, I just deleted them off the ole list and then came on here to write about it...I am cool I know!!

anyway time for some "carpe meid", translation "seize the night by going to sleep for 10ish hours" or something like that!!