The Complexities and Complications of Being Vain

Vain
Pronunciation: 'vAn
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Latin vanus empty, vain -- more at WANE
1 : having no real value : IDLE, WORTHLESS
2 : marked by futility or ineffectualness : UNSUCCESSFUL, USELESS
3 archaic : FOOLISH, SILLY
4 : having or showing undue or excessive pride in one's appearance or achievements : CONCEITED

Being vain has to suck. These are the people that have to start getting ready 3 hours before they are supposed to be somewhere. They stop anytime there is a mirror to make sure the gel is still holding thier hair right or that thier make up looks good. The care what others are thinking about them at every moment...and then often act like they are better than the person they were trying to impress in the first place. I find it quite hillarious when looking at the definition of being vain that all the explanations have a negative conotation. The funniest vain people I find are those that dress cause they "don't care what the man tells them to do" or are being rebellious against something. These are the people that make fun of the stereotypical vain people for using brand name products and what not when they themselves probably took an hour to put all thier crazy goth make up on and the gel thier rebel mohawk up straight. Then speculation must begin on the people that roll out of bed and put on whatever they feel like, maybe its because its clean and doesn't smell to bad, or they cut thier hair in a certain way cause it was cheapest. I often wonder, being semi one of these people, wether truly don't care or if its just a different form of being vain. Is everyone vain??

your so vain you probably think this blog is about you...I would hope its not about you though cause its just pointless Adam is bored writing with no real purpose!

anyway peace out!!

p.s. Happy Belated Birthday Day Linner!!!!!!