The Slip

"So I had a Freudian slip the other day. I was talkin to my wife and went to ask her to pass the butter, but instead I said, You bitch, you ruined my life."

On that note today's blog is going to be in 2 parts...first part deals with the aforementioned Freudian slips that have graced my life quite frequently as of late and the second part is going to deal with the name of "freudian slip" and things along this line. (thus if the topics bore you already you can stop reading!)

well anyway lately I have been privy to quite a number of freudian slips, which have been quite insightful and funny. The slip I have decided can be a very effective tool if used right, and quite a hillarious mistake if said at the wrong time. I have decided that I am going to start purposely using freudian slips and then just passing them off as nothing, kind of like gas and then you balme it on the dog or the person next to you like it aint no thang. Best personal slip of the week while talking to a super cute customer at the gym: "well yes the gym is closing but what you could do, seeing as it is nice out and you forgot your card, is get changed out of your good clothes and leave your car here and run to my house, grab the card and come back." and well apparently she didn't know where my house was...probably had to be there seeing as I was bumbling my words and making the usual bad jokes like I do..generally being a dorky idiot, or as I like to call it "myself"...anyway thats enough about my freudian slips

the name "freudian slip" kind of erk's me. I mean this sort of a slip had to of happened long before freud came along, but just because he was the first to think "well I should write a book about this" it is named after him. That's b.s....(the real reason this thing gets under my skin) take for example the new movie comming soon called "Wedding Crashers", I mean that has been around for years, in one of the indie films me and roddy were going to make a wedding crashed scene was going to be shot etc. and yet now vince vaughn and owen wilson are going to be synonimus with this phenomenon. It's like all those little inventions that get copyrighted when you have used the very same thing but just never thought twice about trying to sell it to someone else...baaahhhh!!

anyway back to homework!!

p.s. this blog has really just turned into a full out rant sesion with very little point to the writing hasn't it...fick gotta stop that and give this thing some substance!!