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So Anyway been a while again: quick update….School, school, party hardy, football, ultimate Frisbee, a wedding, basketball, LUB, LUB, LUB, school…and I am sure I ate some where in there too but you get the picture I have been busy!! (Did I mention the LUB? man just me usual one line about how crazy about this girl I continue to be!!) (and if I am doing my usuals right now then whats up Jay Gall!!)

Last night went out on the town with the boys (and 2 of the girls) and have a rip roaringly good time…but some randomness occurred that I really wish hadn’t: the bartender girl that has been giving me massive amounts of free drinks for a long while tried to full on make out with me (she knows I have a girlfriend that I love and am absolutely crazy about)…now I had suspected (who am I kidding I knew) that she liked me but I thought it was well shown that nothing was there on my part, my bad I guess…so anyway she goes in for the kill I back away quick as a drunk cat can move and proceed to drop a big ole “FUCK NO” and find the nearest cell phone to call my lovely and tell her all about it (she didn’t answer but I mean it was like 2:30 am who can blame her…plus I always call when I am drunk and I am sure I am such an Idiot that she probably didn’t want to go deal from my louder than usual talking when in that state…I am loud with out the booze!!) Anyway just thought I’d put that out there!!

So Halloween is coming up and we were gonna be the gingivitis fighting team but looks like that might fall through so I need some unique (or offensive) ideas for a costume a.s.a.p. (also I have a bunch of tickets for a pub crawl on the 27th that are 5 bucks..it has been a great time the last 2 years lets do it again!!)

So I would love to put a little life philosophy down here but to be honest there is only one other thing this blog can be devoted to right now, and this is your warning that it deals with a pretty shitty topic but something that everyone should know about!!

Bathroom etiquette for men (so ladies now you know too)
1) Toilet only bathrooms: LIFT THE DAMNED LID!! Nobody that has to take a crunch wants to sit down where you have had your splash back all over. This being said get over the fear of sitting down on the toilet in public, just grab some of the wipe provided and wipe the seat thoroughly and you should be more than free of disease (not to mention that dreaded splash back!). Which brings me to my next point: FLUSH AFTER USE! Though the exception to the rule definitely is if it is something so damned impressive that it has be shown off…this is a great feat but please use discretion when leaving it. Also don’t write racial slurs, writing on the bathroom walls is ok, in fact I like it cause it gives me something to read while I am in there but I am talking about the funny not so funny poems or the little personal comments that “so and so has big balls”. And last piece of etiquette for the toilet only bathroom is that if you need to cover the bowl with toilet wipe before you sit down please remove it, it takes one second to sweep over there with your foot on your way to using your foot to push the flush.
2) Urinals: Always, and I mean always leave one space in between you and the next person. If you come upon an unoccupied bathroom and proceed to the urinals make sure to choose either the extreme right or extreme left, do not under any circumstances choose a middle because you then leave no choice for the one space rule. If you come upon a 5er urinal and 2/3 are being occupied make sure you pick one that has less dudes on each side of you. Look forward, and talking is generally not allowed unless drunk but then still look forward this is not a time to be professional and make eye contact because more than likely the conversation doesn’t require your full attention while talking about the local sporting event or the finer points of the waitresses behind. The comes the dreaded only one open and its in the middle part of the rule, well first of all suck it up and jump in because those other dudes aren’t going to look at your twig and berries and if they do take it as a compliment cause they are probably either impressed or your were cute enough for them to be curious…with this in mind: DON’T LOOK AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS POCKET ROCKET, it’s the golden rule “do unto others as you would have done to yourself”. Now if you are forced into the middle situation and alcohol is involved it is probably best to lead in with some sort of bad joke about being stuck in the middle to ease the homosexual tension, and everyone will leave happy.
3) Stalls and Urinals: these take the same rules applied above but become very location specific. At restaurants, schools, the gym, etc. use the urinal if you only have to go number 1, leave the stalls for those that have to giver on a number 2. Now if you are at a bar or sporting event where alcohol is present then please make sure that you leave the stalls open, NEVER poop in one of these stalls because they are there for one reason, and one reason only: to provide a safe place for those over indulgent fools to release all their nights accomplishments and well probably a little bit of supper and lunch too! Nobody wants to heave into somebody’s fecal matter because that’s just harsh (though if you’re at that point you probably wouldn’t notice it…still it’s a principal thing)

Well I think that’s enough etiquette talk for today…sorry I was out last night and some many dudes were making bad decisions when it came to this sort of thing and I took it upon myself to clue them in!!

Anyway hope y’all are doing well and drop me a comment or an email with how your lives are going!

(Happy belated Canadian thanksgiving EM!!...and everyone else too but you are Canadian, not a crazy Yankee, so you already knew about it!!)

Out like a trout in the Agean sea!