A moment of contemplation in Melbourne

ocean has taken 2 pairs of my sunglasses now. wombat. off roading. camping. drinking until 5 in the morning with random people trying to top each others best stories. sasafras. wagga wagga. i miss my lub a lot. a case of the can't stop laughing with barrett. free ice cream. mmmm icream flavoured beer. dennis the menace strikes again. damned kola bears throwing rocks at me and placing sticks in the road but yet they are no where to be seen. 2 bottles of soco. pickin fruit. fake surfing. plus 38. white white ass. watch tan. costa the dog and me hangin in the crib. holla holla holla holla. croppin it like its hot. gonna dance dance dance tonight. wombat. where the hell are all those damned kangaroos. if I were a fish. how do you like them apples. and I didn't have any bread. wiener water. yep thats right wiener water. bayswater. 67 shelby cobra. livin in a van down by the outback. script say what. I haven't been sacked like that since grade school. lasagna. how you going. comonwealth what. damned camera won't work on damned aussie crap computers. siesta time. or is it spelled ciesta. wombat. I like to move it move it. sos. net ball. cricket. footy. rugby. wombat. I think I've had this before. van van van wilder. well now your butt is gonna hurt cause you just pulled prison duty. lets get some effin french toast. too drunk. do I look like a stoner or something cause everyone thinks I do drugs. this guy at work once found a pipe and told my girl he'd give it to me cause I would acctually use it. wombat. gungai. ice hockey. why the hell do they call it ice hockey. we be clubbin. random. its all about random. that girl is on my mind all the time. my whole week revolves around tuesday night phone calls. running liek a dream. 9 laps. carrott top. that tree is really far away. the whats up dance. chuck norris masterbates to pictures of chuck norris. wombat. the baby ate my dingo. and by baby i mean hobo. and by dingo i mean hobo. and by ate i mean h...ugged. yep the hobo hugged my hobo. how super is super glue really. wombat. wombat. wombat...

anyway check y'all later!!