Reso-whats??

So I work at a gym. A university gym to be specific. The gym newsletter needed a motto for the new year. I came up with "The PAC, providing solutions to all your resolutions". They printed it. Now for the rant part. I am all for people getting out and trying to get back into shape and resolving to make it a regular part of thier day and blah blah blah...But the trend has been as I have seen at this exact gym. Everyone sticks to it until the last day of january and then when you come in on the good ole day of febuary 1st it seems as all those people have totally forgotten all about what they originally set out to do. I know everyone knows this but I have taken to this new thing where I look at something and ecided how it is a comment on society. (for example I saw a crack in a wall beside the door frame and decided it was a comment on the homeless and their want to be accepted in an open society without fallin through the cracks of life). So I decided this resolution is a comment of a few things in society: Number 1) We as a society, a quote unqoute civilized society, are fat, obese, tubby, large and in charge, overweight, puggy. This is a result of all the conviences with take advantage of and then one time a year we go "well I have it so well off that maybe I should work some of this excess convience off and get out to the gym" and then it becomes an incovience and we stop going be cause we live in a fast food world. Number 2) Promises are made of nothing but Piecrust now. Easily made but just as easily broken (thank you mary poppins). We come out with guns blazing and all these wonderful promises and then we put it in the backseat cause its easier to not follow our promise than it is to follow it. That is all I will say about that seeing as I went on a rant about promises like a month ago.

Now for my "Resolutions":
1) Read more/ watch the tube less
I am now half way through the first harry potter, finished the davinci code and have purchased angels and demons (and have access to all the other harry potters). I now watch sports highlights and the occasional las vegas or csi (the vegas one)
2) Stay home more
I have this thing where I go out every night regardless of wether or not I want to. Well I have started staying home more (due in part to that girlie I have talked about). but this is going to directly related to spending time with my rents (especially before I go on a gpood ole 3 month hiatus form them)....ooooo I made a new joke today, well pun I guess. So if you don't like living at home does that make you home-a-phobic!! or if you have an orgasm at home does that make you a home-o!! boom
3) Keep telling bad jokes
Cause even if others don't like them I mkae myself laugh with them and thats all that matters!
4) and lastly I resolve to buy a guitar in aus and force myself to learn something new
I started lessons this summer with the Graham dizzle but they Bam fizzled out so Now I am gonnna have to take my knowledge of power chords and octaves and expand on them so that I can start the formations of Tuesday's Revenge...the all genre band that will blow your mind away but make you fall in love all at once!!

Anyway I am out like trout

p.s. my quote of the day as if I were a single girl: "I wouldn't call me a cougar but I am definately on the prowl...Grrrrrr!"