Random one or two liners that have come from my mouth or into my mind at some point...#1

If you learn to laugh at yourself and your own jokes others will join in the laughter

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple

Why live on the edge...Jump!

Big deal I shot you with a water gun at the lake, If it rains are you going to beat up god??

(not mine) Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity

The best part about a broken heart is finding someone to fix it

We are moving quite fast yet still stuck in the same place
I can feel the snow falling in hell now as we softly embrace

I walk around naked just so I can feel the simple joy of getting dressed

The paths we lead are not always the ones we choose

Sometimes I wish I could just read minds
Or atleast figure out the meaning in between the lines

I've fallen hard and I don't want to get up