Holy Addiction Batman!!
SURFING RULES!!!!
fitting way to start my first blog in a while because I am soooooooooooooo addicted to surfing and thus the reason my blog has recieved such a neglect as of late. Though today the weather is rainy and cold so I am not surfing in the convential sense but surfing in the virtual sense. SO living in a van has so many ups and downs...its a portable house...that holds all the sand of the ebach...that has its own cooking...that is harsh if the wind is up...can go out and have a few to many and sleep in the van and not worry about getting home...you go out and have a few too many cause you have no worries...etc etc etc. SO in the surfing sense I feel as though I am at a level 2 suck, which is obviously up from my previous levels of suck level 1, absoulety brutal, and worse at this than apple picking...which by the way I am going to do on wednesday....was acctually supposed to be starting today but the chick's dad passed away which sucks ace so had to be pushed back a little.
Went rock climbing the other day that was friggin amazing, I mean you all know i love climbing and all that jazz but this was soooooooooooooooo cool...and I SAVED A PENGUIN!! yeah thats right there was this penguin trapped under some rocks and I mustered all the streength I could find and moved those rocks....but strange thing was....WHAT THE HELL IS A PENGUIN DOING IN OZ?? anyway I am in phillip island right now in a place called cowes...haha there was this sign telling us to turn right to get to cowes but it was pointing into a farmers field right at some cowes and I was like BAM Ironic say what!! so lately i have been surfing, climbing surfing surfing and livin in a van....oh an shopping with my no money...i have exactly as of right now 16 dollars in my wallet, 22 dollars in my overdraft of my bank account and 26 dollars left on my visa....but I do eat quite well so it seems that it is commin to bread and jam days for me...woot woot!! i also saw a proquipine (sp) it was cool...I kinda wanted it to hit me with its quills...but then i thought better of it! I miss my lub cause i didn't get to talk to her on our usual tuesday night date nights...which are acctually wednesday day's for me...17 hours a head...but i am pumped cause i get to talk to her in exactly 17 minutes cause its our make up phone date...woot woot!! I also miss my friends but not in the way that I wish I was home but in the way that I wish they were here...the weather has been suspect the last few days...stupid reverse chinook!! what else can I tell ya ...the back up boogallo and tornado and boobie shake dances are sweeping accross the OZ with great force and a new move is being inserted in the line up called by many names and today's is going to be "too smooth"...yeah its sweet!! I lost my favorite sunglasses in the ocean and I just bought a knockoff pair today which are almost exactly the same!! I was wearing a neon rashie that said ripcurlgirl on it...and just when you thought it couldn't get anymore gay!! met some dude from moosmin working at the bar he was cool and gave me free coke...the liquidkind you fools...though judging by my randomness it could have hgad traces of the other stuff....crash boom bang...ooohhhh 14 minutes to Lub time...I hope this old train breaks down so I can take a walk around....byron bay is about a week away...yeah surfing there will be sweet...oh right so wwearing this gay green rashie and then i cut the sleeves off so it looked even more gay and add the fact I ride a pink surf board....seems like lub only has to worry about men hitting on me...so i bought a different rashie for cheap...its pretty sweet...bought some shorts to,,,they are a little big but a steal at 20 dollars...i really like three dots don't I...I also get to talk to the rents...surprisingly I miss them fools...if I am not mistaken it is an old wooden ship...sir do you kow why I pulled you over...b-town is doing good that alcholic gambling addicted just as bad of a surfer as i am fool...love that guy....you hit that guy...he shouldn't have been standing there...apple picking will be sweet cept the chick was like yo've worked on a farm before and i said yes cause i thought she meant a farm not a picking farm...really how hard can it be....i WENT TO COHEED & CAMBRIA....EM they were soooooooooo amazing definately the best show I have ever seen....next week I am going to funeral for a friend...not as excited but prety damned close...I heard the city and colour show was super dope in the toon....holla K Taylor...Em get city and colour if you haven't heard of them...graham is dope city...Daneel you rock my world you know you did...Linner binnerski rocks the house...Jay gall is my hero...you know if he was taller better looking funny and didn't smell like ass...judging by that he really is my brother and not my hero...well the swell is large and messy but I am gonna go call my lub and my rents and then head to the tsunami relief thinger which should be a rocking good time where we all massage each other and sing kumbya...right...top 3 cd's of all time that i have decided on Brand new deja entendu, my chemical romance three cheers for sweet revenge and the spiull canvas one fell swoop...song of the day...this si for keeps by those same bastards from the spill canvas...I also like this band called the new addictions...this internet is 10 cenrts a mintue so i gotta go plus its 4 minutes to Lub time....PEACE OUT FROM THE SURF BUM THAT WAS GONNA GET DREADS UNTIL HE FOUND OUT THE CHEAPEST ONES ARE 300 DOLLARS!!!
