Crushed...

My advice on the current crush situation is act on it or you will get crushed in one of the following ways:

Quickie crush: A quickie crush consists of one person having funny feelings for another when around them. This crush is usually not to serious and often this crush is only for a very short time, until the next hottie/cutie looks in their direction. If acted on immediately one can avoid building a crush of their own and being "crushed" when they find out they are no longer the object of desire/ hottie of the week.

A straight out crush: This crush consists of one person having those same funny feelings x 2 or 3 and some sort of vomit sensation comes everytime you try to talk with the crush. Simple fantasies are developed of what the crush would be like in certain situations and shy glances can often be caught. This crush frequently lasts for a longer time and if not acted on one may be "crushed" by realizing to late when the other has finally started to notice your annoying faults like your constant giggling or the vain in your forehead (haha jj).

Hardcore crush: This crush consists of many things, funny feelings, vomit sensations, stomach butterflies, the bumbling of words etc. Fantasies become more frequent and elaborate, daydreams and regular old dreams are occasionally visited by visions of the crush. Shy glances, and lip bites and longer stares begin to occur with more regularity. Pieces of paper begin to have the crushes name outlined in a heart. This crush lasts usually for quite some time and if not acted on one may be "crushed" to find out all the things they have missed, all the things they never noticed, all the things the gave up once the crush has gone, moved on, is no longer around or just plain gives up.

and the worst kind of all...Listen up BJT!
The Multi-crush: This crush consists of usually atleast 3 mutual crushes between one person and 3 others. Sometimes all 3 crushes are of the same level, other times they are from 3 different levels. Person one may be "crushed" by not decideding on one and putting all their efforts in one place, thus trying to keep all 3 crushes alive they are likely to lose all 3!

We have all been in both situations, the crusher and the crushee, at some point in our lives. Thus we have all been "crushed" in one way or another. Act on a crush cause you never know what it may lead to or it may keep you from wasting your time with the hot/cute asshole/bitch!

The best part about a broken heart (or being crushed) is finding someone to fix it!

p.s. I-web has been sucking so new found glory will have to keep on pumping!
p.p.s. damn...