"Life's a bitch and then you die. Might as well have some fun while we're here."

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Holy "Never thought I would be one of those Guys" Batman

So this Blog has 2 themes to warn every one...the first part if you like romance and the "L" word (not the show the acctual word/ feeling) is for you and if its not for you then I suggest you jumo straight to the second part...it will be obvious where the second part starts!! anyway here goes...

PART 1: So I never thought I would ever be one of those guys...

This part starts with a little back story:
I used to never think I would be a fall in love kinda guy I used to think I would be a player going for all the bigger chested women until I was an old creepy dude going to bars to hit on old broads and creep on young chicks...I used to think money was important...I used to think that I could pick up and leave in a heart beat with no lingering feelings towards anything...I also used to think that someday I would be muscular and that I wouldn't drink and that enrique englasis was a good singer...so when I say I never thought I would be one of those guys I never thought I would be a die hard romantic, I never thought I would relate lyrics to my life, I never thought I would be head over heels in love for a girl, I never thought any girl would be able to put up with me for a few months not to mention a year that has consisted of unusual beginings, amazing dates, australian breaks and 1ish year anniversaries....yes I, ADAM PETERS, have made it to 1 year of being in a commited relationship (give or take cause neither if us acctually really know when we started dating cause it just eveloved into it). I never thought I would be one of those guys that would be a year into a relationship and still get those same damned butterflies in my stomach on the 1000+ kiss as I did on the first kiss, I never thought I would be the guy that still gets excitedly nervous around the girl, I never thought I would be the guy that would still feel as though I had to do things to impress her ( I used to say "well I have them, so I know they like me I really don't have to do anything now!")....so anyway to commemorate our yearish of, well, us I surprised her by taking us to the moose jaw spa where we went out for a reallyfancy supper, went to the tunnels, walked through the park witht he swans, went in the hot springs spa bath, and had so so so many good times...I have totally fallen hard and I am lovin every minute of it!!
Some highlights of the last year include:
- Luba, my girlfriend, the lub, her, my old lady, beautiful, honey, perfect whatever you want to call her...she is the highlight really thats all the highlights I need!!....So here's to many more!!!!

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Part 2: FASHION!!!

Ok so I worl on the grounds of the University of Saskatchewan on the Landscaping Crew...not like I work in some trendy magazine, or a fashion boutique or even just a regular ole clothing store but I do feel I have some wisdom I can pass on to others when it comes to clothing...so here goes:

There are certain rules one must follow:
1) Always be yourself, as corny as this sounds you can not try and dress like someone else and totally pull it off you gotta put atleast your own little spin on it for it to work for you... for example: andre 3000
2) If you are going to try and copy someone else cause you aren't comfortable with yourself then don't copy douchebags that wear randy river dragon and flames clothes where the super hero is flying around. There is a reason you see these guys walking around by themselves with the false sense of self worth ...for example: the douchieest douche bag of all Kevin Federline!
3) (this is what set me off today!!) Socks are meant for a few places which include, the basement when its cold, inside of any boot, shoe or roller-type-blade, in bed (not when your sleeping...wink wink), running out to get the mail in the morning....however socks are not damned well meant for sandlas, they make fun of it on radio, tv, people dedicate internet blogs/ sites to not wearing your effing socks with your sandals!! Its summer if you are going to be brave and dawn those sandals let your feet out to breathe if you don't like the way your feet look without socks save yourself the 30 bucks you spent at payless and don't buy that friggin pair of sandals
4) if your hairy (speaking from experience) hide it for the right moments, if your are a little overwieght wear things that are flattering, if you are overly skinny don't wear overly skinny clothing and if its dirty jump in a pool or maybe give it a rinse in the ole washing machine

anyway thats all I have to rant on for clothes..i don't know all but what I do know is that flames/ dragons on shirts are hideous and socks with sandals should be punishable by non-stop heckling from carrot top!

I leave you with this to ponder on:

You will never have friends later in life like you have now. You will not hang out with them as much in the fututre as you do now. Remember this when you go out because as days go by you never know how many 5 many bare chested doggie piles at a lake you will be a willing part of and not feel akward (thats a personal metaphor eter your own...ie how many jam sessions, or underwear tickle fights etc)

Peace out y'all...see ya when I see ya!!

P.s. Em awesome to hear your in france hope all is going fantastic!!

P.P.S. Here's your regular shout out Mr. Jay-"my"-Son Gall...wouldn't be right with out this new found tradition!